Exposed secrets of Utah State attendance

With the news that New Mexico State is in trouble for poor attendance figures, one might rationally wonder why the same isn't true of football black hole Utah State. As it turns out, some Aggies are more unethical than others.

With the way USU counts every student on campus as someone who has purchased a ticket, the Aggies have found a sneaky way to avoid trouble from the NCAA by living up to ‘attendance standards.’

If only they put as much effort into playing their games...

Thank goodness we root for a team whose waiting list alone exceeds NCAA attendance requirements.

NMSU football in danger [KVNU Full Court Press]