Bold predictions for the week ahead

Happy President's Day, BSU fans. Here is what we expect to happen in the next five days.

• The lull of Boise State football will cause some fans to resort to cheering on the men's basketball team.
• Students will be glad they have the day off, but they won't be entirely sure which President to thank. We are referring, of course, to Idaho students.
• Walgreen's will have a sale on Boise State car flags, prompting OBNUG to go out and buy up the entire stock mostly because they annoy us.